You should bring some Maple View Farms chocolate milk with you instead! I know it may be blasphemous to say so, but when I went to Pennsic for the first time and tried the infamous "crack", I thought to myself "hmm... tastes almost as good as Maple View's..."

In fact, you could buy a ton of the stuff and sell it on the side to others who are jonesing for the stuff... be a crack dealer! :-)