wow, it's like LJ mad libs...

http://www.scotticus.net/updater.php (I didn't bother actually filling it out, but it's still damn funny...)

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I've just been a posting fool today - but it really isn't that hard to cook naked - not sure why the "Naked Chef", of all people, has such problems with it...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004160424,000.html